"BIRMINGHAM SLOWERVIOLENCE" DAD HAT (RED DESIGN)
£23.00
SHIELD YOUR EYES FROM SUNLIGHT, JOY AND HAPPINESS WITH THIS OFFICIAL, EMBROIDERED CATTLE HAMMER DAD CAP.
"A.K.A BIRMINGHAM SLOWERVIOLENCE" DESIGN IN RED & BLACK WITH A CHOICE OF FIVE COLOUR VARIANTS :
BLACK // NAVY BLUE // SPRUCE GREEN // DARK GREY // GREEN CAMO
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Increases darkness of thoughts by reducing sunlight into face
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
• Scientifically unproven to reduce joy by approx 75%