all products guaranteed to reduce happiness by at least 75%
0

Cattle Hammer Beanie

£17.50

Embrace the gloom with this official, embroidered CH beanie.

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Excellent addition to the wardrobe of any tramp / bin man / murderer
• Hypoallergenic 
• Improves barstool swinging skill. 
• Unisex style
• Scientifically proven to reduce joy by 35-50%
• Hand washable